You know, sometimes all you want is a good book, one that can hold your interest with characters you like and find interesting, good writing, well-paced plotting, and maybe some fun along the way. Then life comes along and gives you lemons and you realize that had enough lemons to make you forever hate what used to be a favorite flavor. Yeah, it’s been like that. It’s “Does the author really think readers are THAT STUPID?” Or, “OMG, not another witless heroine who has more perils than Pauline!” In the midst of the sea of mediocrity, suddenly, something good. Well, by comparison to the banal that has afflicted you.
You start counting down to when the next BIG release is due, the one you’ve been waiting for for over a year ……. and then you get an email from Amazon’s Customer Service:
AGAIN! IT’S DELAYED AGAIN!
We’re writing about the order you placed on XXXXXXXXX. Unfortunately, the release date for the item(s) listed below has changed, and we need to provide you with a new delivery estimate based on the new release date:
O’Malley, Daniel “Stiletto: A Novel”
Estimated arrival date: June 14, 2016 (For those keeping track, that about 18 months overdue.)
Then, after screaming yourself hoarse, you get ANOTHER DAMN EMAIL!
We’re writing about the order you placed on XXXXXXXX. Unfortunately, the release date for the item(s) listed below has changed, and we need to provide you with a new delivery estimate based on the new release date:
Jones, Darynda “The Dirt on Ninth Grave (Charley Davidson Series)”
Estimated arrival date: January 12, 2016
Then it got EVEN BETTER!
Thank you for shopping at Booksamillion.com, xxxxx! We have an update for you on your order #xxxxxxxx.
SO I go to Amazon and check the titles and get my original order and …….. EVERY SINGLE BOOK WILL BE AT LEAST 3-6 months LATE.
But wait, we’re not done!
Thank you for shopping at Booksamillion.com, xxxxxxxx! We have an update for you on your order #xxxxxxx.
|1||9780756408275||Legacy of the Demon|
|Status: This item is no longer available and has been cancelled|
And this book shows still available with the SAME ISBN on Amazon, so I have NO idea WTF is going on!
OK, at this point, publishers are getting their very own voodoo dolls and I’m buying bigger pins. Seriously, how many books does this make that have been delayed for MORE THAN A YEAR? Suzanne Johnson stated she’d finished the next book in the Sentinels of New Orleans series before Pirate’s Alley was published and it had been with her publisher for SIX MONTHS and she’d had no feedback. Come on people. Surely publishers can get their butts in gear and writer’s need to stop doing so damn many conventions and do what made them famous – WRITE. Yes, I understand there is a need to promote yourself and your books, but Kalayna Price laid off her Alex Craft/Grave Witch books for so long, WHO CARES ANYMORE? It’s been YEARS since the last one because she was too caught up in the whole fan-con thing and lost herself – not to mention her fans and the whole damn plot.
So yeah, I’m getting really frustrated. I know that authors have family and health issues, life happens and writing takes a backseat, but come on people. Three sentences on your blog should be within reasonable limits. Instead, MONTHS pass and blogs do not get updated. Not even a FU! To this day, I have no idea what happened to Madelyn Alt. Her publisher, agent, and family never said a word. She just stopped putting out books.
Many authors go public with their issues. Vince Flynn did when he diagnosed with metastatic prostate cancer. His death was not a shock though it was sad that a man so young and apparently healthy could die so suddenly. Others just leave everyone wondering. Vince Flynn was famous enough that his death and the decision to have Kyle Mills carry on the series (good choice, by the way), was public info. Other authors, like Rob Thurman, got covered by her fans when she was seriously injured in a car accident. Scott Lynch has health issues that impact his ability to write his Gentleman Bastards series (I waited 3 years for The Republic of Thieves). I get that. I understand, but this chronic delay thing is getting old. So old, I lose interest in authors.
So, those lovely emails from Amazon, while not their fault, did nothing to improve my mood. I’m glad they keep customers informed. Books-A-Million is VERY lax about that – as is very obvious in the emails. Amazon would have provided the new publication dates, not left me hanging. I’d rather know, even if it makes me unhappy, than be left to wonder what the hell is going on.
But my LEAST favorite thing ……….. publisher’s changing the ISBN of a book that results in an order cancelation and THAT in turn results in me PAYING MORE FOR A BOOK – not because the book author, publisher or title changed, but because the damn ISBN changed. Yes, that’s happened several times too. And it drives me crazy.
So let’s just say Hatchette and a few other publishers and several authors have zoomed right to the top of my sh!tlist.
On the upside, most of the books reviewed below I read BEFORE all that good news about publication delays. A few were actually good reads. Most were unspectacular and one was very disappointing. Anyway, here we go.
This latest installment of the Miss Fortune series set in Sinful, Lousiana was not the usual laugh riot that the series is known for, but it is the inevitable plot point that had to happen to move the story forward. It all starts with Celia Arceneaux’s husband Max suddenly returning to Sinful and having a very public confrontation with Celia in the cafe where he makes it clear that Pansy was ‘no kin’ of his. While Celia is heartily disliked and has been an ongoing disaster as the mayor, Max’s made no friends with his attitude and airing of very private dirty secrets.
But the morning has another surprise in the form of a tropical storm turned hurricane that’s changed direction and Sinful, while not in the direct path, has to prepare. The storm blows in more than rain and wind, it blows in $100 bills. Bills that Fortune believes are counterfeit. Walter, Carter, and Fortune secure the church door and hide the bills so the folks in the church don’t stampede outside into the storm to get rich quick. Then a phone call from Harrison changes everything.
With that bill, and the news that Ahmad’s men – and probably Ahmad – are in New Orleans because someone tried to pay for guns with counterfeit money, Fortune is al high risk of exposure. Only there was no way for her to get out thanks to the storm. In the end, it’s Harrison who comes to her and she, Gertie, and Ida Belle end up under FBI protection in New Orleans (and getting there is one of the funniest parts of the book). Fortune goes with Harrison to the big takedown.
The end leaves Fortune still in hiding in Sinful, but with repercussions. Now many readers were unhappy with how it ended, but it was really the only way the author COULD end the book and still keep the series going. So be warned, it’s not what you might expect, but trust Jana DeLeon to tie it up in subsequent books.
Hurricane Force gets a B- (3.8*) from me a recommended read for those who like the series. It advances the overall story arc more than previous books so it’s pivotal to the plot while also telling a story about a Sinful murder. Had the murder been handled differently, I would have given it a higher score, but it got back burnered for the Ahmad plot line and had a kind of deus ex machina wrap-up. I bought the ebooks and a print copy to share with my SIL. The next book is due out in 2016.
It’s been 2 years since Vince Flynn died and for awhile I thought Brian Haig would be the author to carry on the series, but it was Kyle Mills who picked up the task and he did a damn fine job of it.
The Survivor carries forward the story started in Flynn’s last book, The Last Man (2012), where Rapp is the only one who believes that Joe Rickman’s supposed death at the hands of terrorists never happened. But Rapp changes that at the end. In The Survivor, Rickman reaches out from the grave to start leaking CIA information about its most valued assets, even those Rickman had no business knowing about. So Mitch goes hunting for the person who got the encrypted files with the ‘time bombs’ embedded to stop the slow and painful death of the CIA by endless leaks.
The story takes Rapp back to Pakistan where he unravels the intricate web of internal deceit and coup plans. The pace and action are spot on and Mills brings all the characters to life without missing a beat. If you’ve read Kyle Mills’ Mark Beamon books, you’ll see some of the same sly humor crop up in The Survivor, and I realized that his writing style and Vince Flynn’s were enough alike that story seemed to flow seamlessly between the two.
I’m not over-fond of having different authors carry a character forward. Most must give way to very different styles and perspectives. Anyone who read The Dragonlance Chronicles knows exactly what I mean. Different authors see the same character from different perspectives, sometimes so much so, it hardly seems the same character at all. Mills captured Rapp and the other key characters perfectly, so aside from Mills’ wit making the occasional appearance, Rapp fans should be very pleased with choice of author. I know I was and I felt the price of the hardcover I purchased from an online bookseller was well worth it.
The Survivor gets a B+ (4.2*) from me a highly recommended read to fans of spy/espionage thrillers.
A Red Rose Chain is the ninth entry in the intricate and well drawn October Daye series by Seanan McGuire. Possibly one of the most consistently well-done series currently in progress. Toby has to venture into a risky area for the new queen with Tybalt, the King of Cats, her squire Quentin and her fetch, May, go to The Silences to try and stop a war.
McGuire is a master of the intricate plot in a kaleidoscope alternate realm of the Fae. Here, she enters The Silences, another part of the realms, to convince the king not to go to war with The Mists. But nothing is as it seems. It rarely is in the Toby Daye books. The King of The Silences is not who everyone expects, there are wheels within wheels and Toby is supposed to be the diplomat that negotiates some kind of peace. Not really her forte. Toby is many things, but not diplomat material. Probably just as well she is good at digging into anomalies and uncovering plots against her Queen. She’s even better at risking her hide to make things right and save those she loves.
But will this sacrifice be her last – for 100 years? The story is too complex to discuss here without too many spoilers, so just trust me on this – A Red Rose Chain is a worthy entry in one of the best UF/fantasy series currently in progress. Highly recommended. The book gets a B+ to A- (4.5*) from me and the whole series is strongly recommended for fantasy and UF fans. For some reason, Amazon heavily discounted this book, so it should be readily available in used bookstores. I got it from Amazon for under $5 + tax new.
Perhaps my expectations were too high after the benchmark set last year by Mary Miley (The Impersonator, Silent Witness) in her Roaring Twenties books, or maybe Come Hell or Highball was just as blah as it seemed, but once you get past the clever title and intriguing combination of characters, the whole thing became a yawn.
Come Hell or Highball tells the story of a midwest girl, Lola, daughter of a family with pretensions, who marries well, but unhappily, and is busy burying her late and unlamented husband. Once back at the mansion, even the house nameplate has changed and she learns fast that her late husband was not really rich, died in debt, and his snobby, patronizing brother inherited everything. Unwilling to stay another minute, she grabs some clothes, her dog Cecile, and bails in an old Model T with the cook/housekeeper Berta, who also loathes the brother. They end up in a tiny apartment that used to be her husband Alfie’s love nest and find themselves without funds and need to earn a living.
So, rather unwillingly, Lola takes up the offer from her late husband’s mistress to retrieve an incriminating reel of film and to do that, she must accept an invitation to a house party where everyone will know the truth about her circumstances.
The plot is almost too trite for words, has more holes than a colander, the writing average, and the characters are two-dimensional. While Lola shows some grit and Berta has a sharp eye for truth, neither character is strong enough to hold this bit of fluff together. The chemistry does not quite gel and the whole thing gets boring and redundant after 5 chapters.
Come Hell or Highball does make the cut for a 20’s period mystery with a C- to C (2.8*) rating. Mary Miley’s books are light years better and the Phryne Fisher series far better done. Plus Rhys Bowen could write rings around Maia Chance in her sleep, so her three period mystery series are ALL far better reading. Skip this one. I wish I had saved my money, even though I got it heavily discounted at under $13 from Amazon. Even used, it will now cost more, so save your money and get it free from the library.
Book 5 of Lynn Cahoon’s Tourist Trap mysteries was an almost decent read for an average cozy. Killer Run continues the saga of former lawyer turned bookshop owner, Jill Gardner, her aunt Jackie, and the husband/wife team that act as event planners for the California Mission Society. Needless to say, the obnoxious wife is found dead at the race (color me NOT SHOCKED) and Jill, as usual, pokes her nose in the investigation. How she finds time to do that while apparently devouring a diet of junk food (you get all the details – it gets old) and working on restoring her house.
Once again, for a former lawyer, Jill shows a remarkable lack of astuteness about some very basic things. OK, it’s a cozy, not a serious mystery, but still, some level of believability in a character is required. More to the point, the author needs to do a better job of plotting. The only thing missing is a flashing neon sign pointing to the obvious killer. And for a woman in her 30’s, she often shows a level of immaturity that’s astonishing. Throwing in extraneous events that do nothing but try and distract from the weak main plot, like blackmail and vandalism, just compounds the basic plotting mistakes.
The victim is so unpleasant you feel no sympathy. The killer is so obvious, you wonder why you bothered. In between are distractions that prove pointless and way too many scenes that should have been cut in favor of better character development and plot construction.
Killer Run gets a C- (2.7*) and at $4.61 for the ebook when I bought it for Kindle, over priced. I suggest giving this one a pass or getting it from the library free. Like too many writers, Ms Cahoon seems to go for quantity over quality. This is not a series that’s improving over time.